- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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