- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

In soviet Russia...things are different

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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