- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Women's Rights

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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