- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

pobody's nerfect

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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