- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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