- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

A praying mantis is very graceful

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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