Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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What does? 42

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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