What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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this website is a bad joke

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I like school Said no one ever.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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A woman walks into a bar.

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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