- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

A women left the kitchen.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Women's Rights

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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