- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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