How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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