- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

knock knock whos there? nobody

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

you will like this because i am black.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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