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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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