Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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