- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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