Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

who do we all like george goodburn

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

What's up? Your time.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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