I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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Anti Joke

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