- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

What did the snake say to the rat?

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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