Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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