- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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