- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

what you get time to go with? - a clock

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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