- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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