your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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