What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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