- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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