- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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