Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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