- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

roses are red poo is poo

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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