what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Charlie Sheen

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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