- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Women outside of the kitchen.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

A pope meets another one

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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