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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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