Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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