- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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