An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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