- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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