What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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kennah campion when she talks

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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