Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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outside your comfort zone

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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