- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

a. why? b. because

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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