Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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