- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

13 =B you just learned something

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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