- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What's your blood type? Red.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

womens rights.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Chlamydia

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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