- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Where's my tractor?

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What's worse than this That :(

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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