- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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