y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Chlamydia

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

every knight i see an owl at window

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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