What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

This is not a joke.

i had sex.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

woman's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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