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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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