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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

I named my son ps2 controller

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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