- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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