A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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