The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

whats up and also down? your mum

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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