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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

Pianos.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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