Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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