Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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