- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

You know whats better than 24? 25

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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