whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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Make me famous

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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