I love you

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

What ryhmes with turtle rape

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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