what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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