Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Tilt your screen back .

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I love alchohol!

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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FUCK YOU

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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