- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

I'm so full I could stop eating.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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