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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Please ignore this statement.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Please ignore this statement.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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