- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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