- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Women's Rights

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

I'm Polish.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??