- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

women rights

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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