- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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