- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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