What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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