What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What's your blood type? Red.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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