Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Honk if you're Amish!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Dumb

thumb_up thumb_down -20

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops