- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

knock knock Dave's not here.

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