- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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