what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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