- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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