- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

My Nan, that is all.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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