Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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