- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Your Mom The End.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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