Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Anti Joke

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