- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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