Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why? Why not?

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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