- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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