- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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