- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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