women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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