Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

im gay

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