- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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