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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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