Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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the economy.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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