What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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SHUT UP JP

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Anti Joke

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