- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

YOU

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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