- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why? Why not?

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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