- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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