What's funny? Women's rights.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

what do you call a black guy african american

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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