what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

knock knock who's there ?

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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