Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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