Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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