What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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