What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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I love alchohol!

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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