So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Skrillex.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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