- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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