Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

A Serbian Film

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Knock Knock? Come in.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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