- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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