What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Knock Knock Who's There Me

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

your so fat. your fat!

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why? Why not?

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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