- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What's big and purple? Barney

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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