- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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