Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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nolan is gay

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Gus's mom

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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