- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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