What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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