- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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