A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

how much fish could a chicken

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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