dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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