- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Nickelback

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

all these jokes are horrible now

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Who is it?

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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