- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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