- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

knock knock i have diarrhea

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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