- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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