- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

all these jokes are horrible now

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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