- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

I C U P White stuff

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??