What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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hi mom

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