Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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