Knock knock... Home invasion

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Heskey time.

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kk

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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woman's rights

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Indians

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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