- Anti Joke

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?