Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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New mission: refuse this mission

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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