A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

I am a mime

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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