Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did Reed read? A. Read?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops