- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

angelo snyder is not ga

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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