- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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