Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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