- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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