- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Boner

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??