- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

kennah campion... being nice

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Ehh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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