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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

You are joking right?

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

j.p. is dumb

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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