What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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One, two, three, four and five

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women's rights

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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