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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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