- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

No it doesnt..

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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