- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

justin beiber sucks

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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