Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Diarrhea

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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