- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Women's rights.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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