- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Sarah Palin.

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