Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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