Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

A midget walked under a bar.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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