- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Poker? I barely even know her.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

HELLO EVERYONE

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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