A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Male leadership.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

You want to hear a joke? Republican

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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