- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Whats 1+1? window!

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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